Nate's birthday is on Wednesday. I asked him what he wants and he said, "I really want a $222 gift card for Target." I said, "Why $222?" He said, "Because then I can buy a DSi, a game for my DSi, and a Pillow Pet."
This morning I told Nate that it's almost his birthday. He said, "I want it to be my birthday because I want presents and cake. I don't want it to be my birthday because I will get bigger and then I might take up too much space to cuddle with you."